| | They're everywhere!
First, to all that might not understand this entry, this is a chat transcript. I am both Milkman Dan and Emigre. This chat also shows my imagination with situational humor. Here I start off as Milkman Dan, a character, then leave and come back as if I changed out of costume and came back as the 'real actor' who's trying to find work.
<<< Milkman Dan has joined >>>
Psyrixx|Codin: ...DAD?!
Orion: I hate you, Milkman Dan.
Orion: You're mean.
Milkman Dan: Oh God! Out of all the hotline warez servers, I have to find my son on this one.
Psyrixx|Codin: lol
Milkman Dan: I love you too Karen.
Psyrixx|Codin: we don't do warez sir
Milkman Dan: You don't?
Psyrixx|Codin: nope
Milkman Dan: Oh, then you're not my son then.
Milkman Dan: No worries.
Psyrixx|Codin: just halo movies
Psyrixx|Codin: w00t
Milkman Dan: Halo? You're the evil twin that survived!
*** Milkman Dan runs
<<< Milkman Dan has left >>>
<<< Emigre has joined >>>
*** Emigre bows
Psyrixx|Codin: hello
Emigre: I do events and LAN parties too.
*** Emigre gives out his card to everyone
Emigre: Unfortunately, these are my old cards. And yes, the naked guy on it with the huge wang is me. I ran out of my new cards, but these still have my current information.
Emigre: Just try not looking at my wang as you read the numbers to dial.
Psyrixx|Codin: hmm
*** Psyrixx|Coding burns emigre's card
Psyrixx|Codin: sorry man, male pr0n isn't for me
Emigre: But my acting career! I want to start fresh!
Emigre: :(
Psyrixx|Codin: You ain't startin' with me
Emigre: Will no one understand my struggle?
I of course am not a struggling ex-porn star trying to climb his way to the top to Hollywood star status. But as for the wang part... |
| | Posted 12/19/2004 2:51 AM - 14 Views - 0 eProps - 0 comments
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